Top Cool Birthday Jokes Today

Here is a big birthday wish, a big present,
a big hug and a big bash for a big hearted big brother.
Happy birthday.

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Birthdays are good for you.
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

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You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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I’m so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time
when my tan is fully realized.

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I remember when the candle shop burned down.
Everyone stood around singing ‘Happy Birthday.

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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.

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May you never stray from the true path as you continue your amazing journey.
Happy birthday

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All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

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My golden words for your birthday…
Smile while you still have teeth!

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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present

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The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

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We turn not older with years, but newer every day.

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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

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One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

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It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.

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Very early, I knew that the only object in life was to grow.

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

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May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

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If there’s something that you’re dreaming of then may it all come true,
because you deserve it all…HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.

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And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

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