Top Funny and Epic Birthday Quotes Ever

Awesome Funny Birthday Quotes ahead!!!

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake ― Bob Hope

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No wonder I’m unhappy – My twin forgot my birthday ― Jerry Dennis

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The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. ― Richard John Needham

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once ― E. Joseph Cossman

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter ― Mark Twain

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There is still no cure for the common birthday ― John Glenn, American Astronaut

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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them ― Ogden Nash

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age ― Robert Frost

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All I want for my birthday is another birthday ― Ian Dury

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It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, ‘Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm.’ ― Sam Levenson

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You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’ ― Jerry Seinfeld

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To me – old age is always ten years older than I am ― Bernard Baruch

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You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime ― John P. Grier

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You were born an original. Don’t die a copy ― John Mason

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I intend to live forever — so far, so good! ― Stephen Wright

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You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and “you are looking wonderful.” ― Francis Cardinal Spellman

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The first hundred years are the hardest ― Wilson Mizner

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Women deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of twenty eight and forty ― James Thurber

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All I want for my birthday is another birthday ― Ian Dury

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle! ― Lucille Ball

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I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do ― Phyllis Diller

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Age is a high price to pay for maturity ― Tom Stoppard

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not ― Mark Twain

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Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative

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